Cartoon Network fails to launch

Spoiler alert! The alert and the review are the same this week. I've tried to load Apple's Editors' Choice Cartoon network unsuccessfully on multiple generations of iPads. Even after half an hour on one test it failed. No Stars.


This is the entire Cartoon Network experience so far. It's free, so you may have better luck. It couldn't hurt to try.

Jenny Manytoes rates Cartoon Network

Oh, wait. No, she didn't because it never loaded.

The Jenny Manytoes Rating System


Jenny Manytoes, our polydactyl cat
  • When Jenny makes biscuits on a product she thinks she's in heaven.
  • When Jenny purrs over a product she's very happy.
  • When Jenny naps next to a product it's okay with her.
  • When Jenny bunches her tail she can live with a product, but she has higher expectations.
  • When Jenny leaves it in the litter box….I don't think I need to explain this one.
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About Phillip T Stephens

Phillip T. Stephens disappeared into the Bermuda Triangle twenty years before he was born, creating a time travel paradox so confusing it remains unspoken between physicists and sci-fi writers to this day. Follow @stephens_pt
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