kitties love kitty catch

i dont need daddy to review kitty catch for me becauz im lerning to type an xpress my own feelingz. besidz daddy want review it becauz he saiz therez nuthing to review.

he tryd kitty catch and put it down becauz it waz just a lizzerd running around.

I don’t care what JM says, it’s just a lizard. I don’t see the attraction—PTS.

it iz not just a lizzerd running around. It is fast and we dont get many lizzerds in the house because mommy freeks out and daddy has too put it outside where we cant go becauz of kyotez an carz that are bad for you and make you go away and wurs bad than the first time we goed away from my first peeple becauz we got sint to the pound where they treated us bad an evrybody got koldz an sneezed an the food sukked.

only daddy sayz when carz an kyotez make you go away itz badder becauz you dont git to cum back. i want to cum back an sit in daddyz lap an play kitty catch with his ipad.

i luv kitty catch becauz the lizzerd iz hard to catch an sometime I can put hiz tale off. Then he growz it back. he runz all over the ipad and bouncez around and skweeks when i hit it.

Jenny doesn’t really care whether or not the tail comes off. She doesn’t even notice. I think it’s just there so people will be more enchanted than they would be otherwise (which, in my people’s opinion, is not at all).

sumtimez the lizzerd gitz stuck and daddy has to push the reset button which i cant push an then he gitz pissed off becauz it duznt reset an he has to reboot the game.

Then fred the new cat likes to play an hez better than I am an he likz it to an he can git the lizzerd every time an he tryz and duznt git board az often az i do. i dont git board to often but i git distracted becauz whenever mommy leeves the room i think she may be gitting food and i dont want the uther catz to get my food.

but fred iz sick which meanz he gitz speshul food all by hisself so he duznt have to worry an he can watch the lizzerd closer.

the only thinkz i dont like iz that you cant kill it an you cant eat it an you cant carry it by the tale and drop it at mommiez feet in the bathroom or on her pillow for a present like it did with the roach that got in thru the door. she was so happy she jumped up from the bed an thru it right back on the floor for me to play with an danced an shouted an I always wanted to do that for her again but stupid teddy bear got the last one an he just ate it.

i hat teddy bear becauz he alwayz gitz to sit on daddys shoulder even tho daddy keeps pushing him away and i dont an im smarter than him. well evry kitty iz smarter than teddy. hez so dum he forgitz why he goez to the food dish. i can swat him frum behind an then he chasez hiz tale why i eat hiz food.

so i think biskits is rite for kitty catch. i wood make biskitz all over kitty catch. ur kittiez will luv it as much as food.

Jenny Manytoes rates kitty catch

Jenny Manytoes would make biscuits all over Kitty Catch.

but u shood no that becauz i just said it silly.

The Jenny Manytoes Rating System

Jenny Manytoes, our polydactyl cat

  • When Jenny makes biscuits on a product she thinks she’s in heaven.
  • When Jenny purrs over a product she’s very happy.
  • When Jenny naps next to a product it’s okay with her.
  • When Jenny bunches her tail she can live with a product, but she has higher expectations.
  • When Jenny leaves it in the litter box….I don’t think I need to explain this one.
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About Phillip T Stephens

Phillip T. Stephens disappeared into the Bermuda Triangle twenty years before he was born, creating a time travel paradox so confusing it remains unspoken between physicists and sci-fi writers to this day. Follow @stephens_pt
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